Hiya Chums, I've taken to doing DIY every spare moment of my life so I've got bugger all time for fanciful rubbish like pop music these days. When I was at a giant "Topps Tiles" warehouse the other day though, I stepped outside from this ceramic emporium of fun and suddenly realised I was right across the road from Salford Lads Club. It was a very pleasing experience. All you crazy young things are probably far too busy being "artistic" and "intelligent" and really cool and interesting to appreciate these small joys in life. But the next time you think old fuckers are a bit boring, well fuck you. Nice to see old Peter Miller's posting a bit more frequently again. Even if he does say stuff like "First and Last and Always" in a really deep voice. Just goes to show, the dark lord's ugly head pops up in the most unexpected places. I sort of had an inkling Miller was in cahoots with Beelzebub though by the scorn in some of his recent posts. I've always thought everything you've ever said was very serious Peter. And it's comforting to hear you can still get a stiffy. Peter may be in for a treat quite soon too cos his old chum Augusto Pinochet's back in the dock again and surely a one way ticket to Spain is imminent (unless Jack Straw decides to keep sitting on the fence and just hope the evil old fucker dies before he's forced to make a decision of course). Sorry to disappoint you Peter but I doubt the General will be joining you at Paul the Deacon's house since he's not been able to have a stiffy for decades. I'm sure he'd approve of your methods though. Why does everybody say "props" round these parts at the moment and can someone tell me what it means? I've tried dropping it into casual conversation but it made me look really stupid. I'm training to be a bingo caller. Two and six, was she worth it? That's how much it cost for a shag during the war. It's good to talk about the war. Old people like it. Little Robert McTaggart found a big pile of Sea Urchin flexis in his house the other day ("my god, how on earth did they get there?" he probably exclaimed). He's a bit embarrassed to sell them himself so if someone called Keith Watson say is selling "Summershine" on Tweenet in the next few days. Well it's really Tag. Tag's my DIY buddy as it happens. Why just last night I gave him a "handy" Andy. I didn't really. But Tag likes me to say I did. If you can imagine Tag nude except for a utility belt though, then you're one sick mutherfucker. If the picture in your head has him with a stiffy then you should probably see a doctor. Strangely enough, Tag can never imagine himself with a stiffy. I expect that's why he's gone to see a doctor. All you gurlies that were complaining about the lack of meat and two veg in Eyes Wide Shut might be interested to know that Ray Winstone gets his bollocks out in The War Zone. I've heard Tilda Swinton gets her tits out too but I've not seen it so I wouldn't like to get anyone's hopes up. Football grounds in Glasgow have been the scene for some of the most wanton depravity I've ever witnessed in my life. You could do a lot worse than following the Dandy Dons to Pittodrie Katrina. Apart from the odd outbreak of bestiality it's usually quite a civilised affair. And the fans are real gents. When I took Mrs Warrander John along they said things to her like "we can always find our row because it's the one with the pretty lady on it" (or words to that effect) and she's not even pretty. Car rugs and a hot flask are strongly encouraged. I went to school with a George Dickie. He customised an old 60s Vespa, painting it gold with red, white and blue stripes and it had lots of mirrors and chrome and stuff on it. About two days after it was finished some unpleasant types set it on fire and it was completely destroyed. I think he was a glue sniffer. I'm a glue sniffer. Love...John +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+