I saw a builder's bumcrack today. He was bending over some paving slabs and he was all pale and pasty and flabby, but to my surprise, my initial reaction was not "get that out of my sight right now!" but "he'll catch a chill in his kidneys if he's not careful". That's what my Nanna said to me when she saw me in my Saturday Night Hussy T-shirt on Sunday. It's a bit short to wear with low-slung cords, you see, and I get a chilly, gappy bit around the middle. Maybe she should have asked why I was wearing a Saturday Night Hussy T-shirt on a Sunday, but I wore it on Saturday night too, just to make it clear that I can be a hussy on a Saturday night, should I so desire. Not that I was though. I'm a good girl, I am. I washed me face an' 'ands before I come. Speaking of which, my sister says Geri Halliwell is the new Rex Harrison because they both talk to musical accompaniment to cover up for the fact that they actually can't sing: "I like sugar on my colour TV" says Geri "By Jove I think we've done it!" said Rex/'Enry 'Iggins Darling Audrey Hepburn didn't sing in My Fair Lady either, but she mimed very nicely and wore some classy frocks. Did she sing Moon River herself? Genevieve wrote:
I find it very sweet that Struan-Doll wanders the toilets of Glasgows for artistic inspiration. I wonder if he goes into the Ladies as well as the Gents in search of words of wisdom he can use. I'm sure he could sneak in with the help of a wig and a smear of lipstick. Then, he could write a very interesting essay comparing the two. For some reason, I always imagine that the walls of the boys' bogs are covered in rather primitive drawings of cocks with spiky hair on the balls, although I can't be certain that this is the case because the boys' smells so nasty I wouldn't go in unless it was a dare or a desperate situation. On a wall down Green Lanes in Harringay, somebody has wirtten Gay Dad Everywhere. Now there's a frightening prospect.
Right, that's your lot for now. I'm off to Milan on Monday, daaaahlings, to get my annual fix of shopping, footie, proper ice cream and dark, handsome strangers. Hope everyone going to ATP has a gorgeous time. Juicy Lucy -- This communication contains information which is confidential and may also be privileged. It is for the exclusive use of the intended recipient(s). If you are not the intended recipient(s), please note that any distribution, copying or use of this communication or the information in it is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify the sender immediately and then destroy any copies of it. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
yes, GAH! eat it if you don't like it. the shame of everything is that the two listpeople i tried to rouse are both unavailable, jill is in the nursery and ben's email account is full. screw em. heh heh heh. i'm terribly affraid i may have stepped in some doo doo by drunkenly trying to fascillitate a match between a friend and an acquaintance. i actually feel awful, really awful about it. but i feel awful anyway because i have a stomach flu and periodically i have to run from where i am to where i vacate my bowels (in a little bucket with a tea towel over it) then i have to run out to the cess pit and get rid of the whole thing....tsk. and those orphans keep getting in my way and the bucket sloshes everywhere. fucking orphans. so thanks to llaurallllew for bigging me up to the list....glad to see that steves are coming up around these parts. books: i like proust. for real, its fine stuff. i'm on the fourth part now and its got this neat-o protracted thing with insects fertilizing plants and gay sex...it rocks. whew. and also, llllllllauralllllllllllllew...have you even seen ZARDOZ? I CHALLENGE ALL LISTMEMBERS TO SEE ZARDOZ! do it now! it will change your life. if only so that if you ever meet sean connery or john boorman you can blackmail them with the knowledge that you've seen their worst film ever, the other option is that it will make you join a cult. but you won't join the cult, because their drummer ran away to join guns n roses and has his own signiature line of drumsticks made by easton. you might be allowed to join james last's voodoo party band tho'.....now there's a man who knows his business, that james last, not like the murdoch twat who goes off writting all this dickslap poopoonaanaa. try seeing zardoz on a triple bill with persona and santa sangre. good for the mind and body! yes. then play the supermarioland gameboy cartridge and get to the easter island level....easter island is sad, the small indigenous population live in settlements that they've errected from the waste produced by the colonial types, it is ingenious and an example of a no-waste packaging paradigm in action, unfortuntately its also squalid. poor easterisland people, at least they don't have mysterious collosal stone heads plaguing them..... oh wait. i promised myself i'd watch twitch city. but i forgot. does anyone here know cakewalk proffessional? i have these questions you see..... um so this was a big post of nothing, but at least I mentioned murdoch. ususally i don't get around to that kind of thing. i hope there are no terribly offended orphans on the list, i meant orphans in a more dickensian context. sttttn ktto +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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