well, this cock won't suck itself. that was a 'worst line', as shared with me by my friend cat. she was visiting this weekend in a blur of cocktails and reminiscences about the boys we snogged at university. and no, the above slice of charm didn't come from any of them, luckily. i do have some taste. (although cat reminded me of some episodes which made me wonder...) although the weekend was great, the few days before it were awful, as i succumbed to a violent stomach bug. i felt a bit like sigourney weaver et al in alien, as if a big toxic wormy thing was struggling to force its way out of my helpless body. but i survived. and <B&S CONTENT COMING UP> getting an email from stuart murdoch about buses and trains (i really did!) gave me a nice warm feeling which definitely helped :) someone has stolen my bike. i'm sort of happy, because i never rode it and would feel guilty every time i came home to see it flopped against the drainpipe, gently rusting. perhaps it will now be spruced up and taken out along the perilous brighton streets again. but it's always a bit shocking to have your property stolen, isn't it? and my fantasy of becoming fit and trim gets even further away. this morning i decided i would take up squash. it's amazing how many things i can positively decide in a day and never ever do. as many as six before breakfast. i can't string any more sentences together. it's monday morning. luv archel xxx *from now on i'm going to find my subject lines by opening one of the books nearest to me at random. only in this way will i ever generate sufficiently eye-catching surrealism, i think. *************************************** archel@iname.com For the best in new writing on the web, visit www.buzzwords.org.uk Contact us on buzzwords@bigfoot.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+