In a very Belle and Sebastian moment, Stuart G wrote:

I only failed my driving test twice, but I claim the record for the quickest failure; going through a red light whilst still within sight of the test centre. I think it took about 20 seconds.

Not that this is something to boast about, but I fear I can claim for the record for quickest accident. I did pass my driving test, and waited in line for hours at the Department of Motor Vehicles, like a true driver, for the official license. I felt so proud of getting my wheels. However, as I was pulling out of the parking lot of the DMV, my car met someone else's in a nasty way. I saw it coming, panicked, and drove into it anyway. After impact, I sat in the driver's seat, and to the horror of my mother sitting in the seat next to me, I yelled out, F**K! I believe this was the beginning of my losing favorite son status. Someone stole my wheels Living and loving Matthew ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------