dear sweets ones, i'm sorry evan dando,again..what i meant with the kate moss thing is that you always see evan dando at the hip cool shows,sitting on the floor smoking a cigarette,and i can see kate moss doing that too..going 'well i really like how they don't do interviews,i like that' Belle And Sebastian will have to dance in a line to become popular in the US? well....dancing in a line isn't such a bad thing,they could be quite cute if they did it motown style...but see i say 'dancing in a line' not LINE DANCING..oh no,i had to do that once as a section for my gym class,we was taught the macarena as well.... Philippe, Philippe Candelero is not gay, he has a wife,a ballerina! (I could've been a ballerina,sniff...or a world class footballer!)..and he is not a bug...I mean,who do you expect me to figure-skater crush over? Elvis Stojko? i much prefer your countries talents! ohmygoodness...what a lovely story,the Love Bus..that man calling it the Love Bus! why aren't there more bus drivers like that? the quebec buses always have grouchy men that demand to see your student card to make sure you're not cheating them a whole 50 cents! nothing interesting goes on these buses..no matter how much i scowl and try and looka like a mean person,grannies with too many groceries and men with really big butts so that you are forced to practically sit on always sit with you! the only interesting thing that happened,was my friend was puking on the city bus once,and she makes really funny noises and she cleared the whole bus! the good thing she was so drunk,she didn't even get the chance to be embarrased and just mumbled 'feccck off's! to people.....my uncles,he's an ottawa busdriver and he gets more interesting people...people who give him eggs as bus fare! and even those people in raincoats who flash you and then dive out the emergency exit!

Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1998 10:41:16 -0000 From: Warrander John - FML <WarranderJ@finnigan.co.uk> Subject: Sinister: You F*t Bastard

Listees,

Before I vote for my list crush I'd really like to know if there's any ex-Carter USM fellows around. Nobody seems to have mentioned them in the "rich and famous" section recently so I presume not. Shame that, I'd like to vote for Jon "fat" Beast as my list crush.

You Fat Bastard You Fat Bastard You Fat Bastard

Actually, I just wanted to swear a bit. I'd really vote for Fruitbat. I loved Carter. Are they still togethor? I really liked the way they mentioned bits of London in their records and you could get all excited on the night bus back to Greenwich, spotting Carter songs and getting all welled up to "GI Blues". I had a t-shirt with "Sarf London" written on it too, and the "Beast" came and told me "I love that t-shirt", in a toilet on Clapham Common. It was a defining moment in my life. I love you Beast, wherever you are.

john is a funny man...and i can't tell if he is being honest or being sarcastic! if honest..i have to join in oh Fruitbat is such a doll! they came to ottawa last summer,and i was in detroit and i couldn't see them,so i made a little book for them to sign..and they all did,and salv even wrote down his address and phone number...but i don't know what to say,i don't know whatever to say! sigh sigh why you strange people keep thinking dreaming of horses means dreaming of sex? it means freedom,baby! I don't have my Zolar's Book Of Dreams,but when i get it from my locker..i will check it out... anyways,from my point of view,Judy does it with a boy...and most highschool boys are sleazy little bastards who tell all their friends that they scored,so judy feels disgusted with herself..."Why Am I Surrounded By Such Morons?" she wonders.."I can't talk about art or books with them...when i read a book,i have to pretend and tell them it's for english class.." for now,she is stuck in this dreary world and she gives herself to books and learning as her weapon...she can't forget about them with her own intelligence and learning and imagination....the dreams of horses..horses are beautiful free creatures,much like judy wants to be (but she suffers from low-self esteem)...she thinks that some of the high school boys are maybe not that bad but...the best looking,popular ones are taken,so judy is left with the awful sweaty eager ones that don't know anything about her...she's still young,she has hormones,mind..and when she does find suitable boys that would be fun with...she still finds there's something missing with them,and is filled with disappointment and ants in her pants..there's just something missing to her whole life it seems,the dreary existence and life of school! Boarding the bus day,after day....so that sleep is really the only thing that feels good...oh there has never been a truer statement with her then 'judy never felt so good except when she was sleeping' she falls back into her bed,alone with her thoughts and her chance to dream of horses and what will one day be! love, Genevieve ______________________________________________________ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+