hullo..... well, I for one am feeling a bit worse for wear this morning. My clothes stink of ciggies, and I'm on the bru (Irn Bru- scottish soft drink, fizzy orange in colour with a synthetic taste, well known for its mystic cure to help aid a hangover into post-hangover. also, til recently, scotlands no.1 best selling soft drink- above coca cola. whch made Scotland the only country in the world where coca cola wasn't the number one soft drink.) I don't know if I had a lot to drink yesterday, it didn't feel like it at the time. Except when my brother was driving me home along the M8, I kept seeing bodies lying in the road. And then realising it wasn't actually bodies at all. It was my imagination. Well, I can't be worse than anyone else, cos nobody else has posted this fine morning in Schottland. Soheres what I recall, and what I'm going to say about the picnic: PRE PICNIC: sitting on the train, I got harrassed by the sectarian bigots, who were the most evil, nasty pieces of work I have ever seen in my life. I gave them a few choice words when they pulled out my earphone and shouted in my ear. These are evil people. EVIL EVIL EVIL. I'm not going to say anything more becuase: a. you will never read so much swearing in your life; b. I have a picnic to report on, and this, although not the greatest start t a picnic, I shouldn't let it spoil a hazey report back to Honey HQ. PICNIC first of all, thanks to Lucy Alder. I might have arranged it, but I didn't have a clue where West 13 was, and had to phone and ask directions. *blush* BRIAN MCNEILL showed us his card trick. MARK CASSAROLE'S first question when i sat down with my drink was about wanking. Something about using a stop watch and timing how long it takes you to get it up. Never tried it, but I can't look at watches now without thinking about the man. ALLY COOK made sure i stopped trying to smoke my ciggie the wrong way around. hmm. There was a football game. Dunno- was it 1-0 or something? Brian brought a fire extinguisher. the lovely BELLE , got chatted up (if you call arse sniffing) by a beagle, who looked a bit frisky. LUCY took lots of photos. MY HAYFEVER behaved itself in the park. A lot of people seemed concerned about whether to mention it to me or not. Och, you know me. I'm all post and no attitude. Well, the hayfever was good, ALL DAY LONG! how happy was I? today though, its come back to haunt me. We all went to the Tap afterwards. there seemed to be a lot of table moving. There was a lot of people there, a lot of whom i didn't actually bother speaking to. Some of whom i spoke to a lot. The rogues gallery I can recall included, Lucy, Ally, Gav, Sarah, me (duhh!) Mark HOTPOT Cassarole (who refuses to answer to hotpot, even though he so *is* a hotpot), Nick, Sweetie, pigtails, dannypie, starfire dave, Carey, sunnyset, stefano, belle, brian, Tom, Michael and anyone else i've forgotten to add. right.. i'm going to let someone else tell the other bits I'm not remembering. love idles xxx ===== http://groups.yahoo.com/group/corduroysmoke/ starting playground gossip and passing notes __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Sign up for SBC Yahoo! Dial - First Month Free http://sbc.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+