uuuuuuuuhhhhh ooh, nice jacket...hmmm. damn, shes got nice nails too. Anyway, where was I? EXAM!!! EK or woooo? dunno. Horrid thingy, involving synonymymymymymymymymymyms things that I only worked out what that was about last night. But at least I revised my grammar, all the use that prolly did me, eh. And an essay about boozing in norway. In Norwegian. and frankly, boozy norwegians must be IMPOSSIBLE cos I never met any. And it costs �6 for a pint out there so they definately can't exist. they only exist when they leave their country. So thats what I wrote about. And I saw a film yesterday for my exam on Monday, it was Jackie Brown. And I got the english interpretations of the scandinavian novels I'm *supposed* to read in their original language (yeah, and BooBoo wasn't secretly controlling Yogi bears every move with reverse psychology) for Wednesday, but I haven't, so I'm reading them in English, which might be okay, cos I got to write two essays about four scandinavian books in a coupla hours. But shhh! don't tell!!! I've prolly failed part of my course though. Apparently. Opps. read some funny stuff in the union paper yesterday, about answers people put in exams..... H2O is hot water and C2O is cold water.... Queen Elizabeth exposed herself to the troops and they all went hurray before going off to defeat the spanish armidillo.... The pyramids are triangle things between the french and spanish border.... Mummies are the inhabitants of Egypt artifical insemmination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of to the bull.... ...There was a whole bunch more that made me snigger and forget my woes for a few minutes at least, but I can't remember them off the top of my head. Someone called me last night at 2am. twice. when I was trying to sleep. I was not a happy bunny at the time, but I'm a happier bonnier bunny now, cos my exam, THE HARD ONE is out the way, and at least with the others I have semi decent good coursework results to help me along. I really have to study more. Oh, I don't want to be a student, I want to be a writer...successful of course, well, as long as theres money and I can have a nice little cottage with a nice attic conversion painted white with lots of pillows on the floor and a pretty view of hills and trees and ducks and things, and I can have a labrador puppy and take it for walks and it won't chew up the funiture. But then again, there will only be pillows so that shouldn't be a problem. Big pillows. One has to be red. A nice big squishy one, with a velvet cover. No tassles though. But instead here I am, in norfolk, with NO hills (I thought about moving Arthurs Seat down, but its geographically impossible.) and I live in a little terraced house with two messy boys who play loud crap music. And I'm doing a degree cos I can't think of anything else to do quite yet. I had an odd dream last night about Margaret thatcher cutting my hair near Murrayfield and then she ran away and I took the train home, only there was no train, so I had to walk through a tunnel on the tracks, heaving behind me a big blue plastic box, in which I had locked my little brother, only he was still a child, rather than the moody 18 year old he is now. And then I dreamt I locked all the doors and took my hair off, as it was attached to my skull with elastic and paperclips and so I cut it myself. If only I could be good at something, then i'd know what my destiny was.... but would I want to? yeah, why not. Everyone else does. Cherrypips. Idleberry ===== visit the idle site:www.geocities.com/SoHo/Easel/5117 __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Talk to your friends online with Yahoo! Messenger. http://im.yahoo.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@missprint.org". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@missprint.org". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+