I don't get presents for Hanukkah. It's an American invention, 'cuz Jewish kids felt cheated that all their Chretien friends got loaded up around the same time. So. I will make some wishes, because dreams are free, motherfucker. 1)Man, I wish I had a middle name. Something I could use instead of my fucking first name. Honey, can I =have= a middle name? 2)I'd love to see Belle and Sebastian cover "Lesbian Seagull" (One of the really great Van Driessen songs on Beavis and Butthead). 3) I wish I knew what I looked like when I talk. I'd probably shut up more. 4) I wish Leonard Cohen would drop the Buddhism already and make another damn album. 5) I want to meet a girl who hasn't been raped, abused, or otherwise traumatized in childhood so that she thinks sex is power. Then I'd like the two of us to get it on with a stripper. I've given up on true love, this will do. 6)Please, God, let me pass my internal medicine test in six hours. 7)If we can lose a probe on Mars, we should be able to come up with a cancer-free cigarette. Failing that, at least some Herbal Ecstasy that works. 8)Okay, my wishes are getting totally preposterous. I was going to wish I was a bird, but scratch that. And the Stooges just aren't going to reunite, and I accept that. So... uhhh... I wish, you know, happy holidays to everyone. There. I shared. Take care, all. -Eran P.S. I'll dance on that list crush site's fucking grave. What an awful thing to introduce to the most insecure conglomeration of people in the universe. And damn it, where did my old votes go. My self-esteem had been coasting on those for over a year now. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+