Greetings Belle and Sebastian Fans Wow, a second post in the same week. Yesterday, while working, I was the one of only five people at my work complex. A few weeks ago they asked for volunteers to work on July 4th and I happily volunteered since I have a hefty coin habit to support and I really had nothing else to do anyway. After work, I was surprised as I drove home past my favorite diner to see it was open. I guess, after observing these posts, I've come to see that this seems to be the kind of forum where an old geezer like me can whine about his love life. Or lack thereof. Eight years ago, my ex wife and I got a divorce. I guess she hasn't really been replaced--instead I've just started obsessing over collecting things. I have 2 iguanas, a chameleon, and a snake named Baby. They are my family. Lately, though, I've found someone that I really admire and who I wish would love me. Her name is Denise, and she's the waitress at my favorite diner, Gunther Tooties. So.. last night when I drove by, I instinctively thought of her and whether or not she was working. Denise always refills my coffee right when I am wanting more. She gives me extra hashed browns and winks at me. A few times I've written her poems on my napkin, "Denise You make me weak in the knees Would you love me please?" But it just doesn't convey the message I want, and I end up tearing up the napkin each and every time. How can I tell this woman that I love her? Oh, woe is me! She's the kind of woman that I want to call "Sunshine" ! When I am feeling especially down in the dumps about Denise, I listen to "The Boy Done Wrong Again" and feel sorry for myself. My iguanas, John and Yoko, always make me feel better... but... there's just something about a human presence that a reptile's cannot match (Don't tell them I said that! LOL!) . So, I drove past the diner, and stepped in. I asked the busboy if Denise was working and he said she had the day off to visit her husband, who is in prison. I had never known about a husband. And at that moment I felt my heart go bursting into a thousand pieces. Toodles! Reggie __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Sign up for SBC Yahoo! Dial - First Month Free http://sbc.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+