Hello sinistees, It's been a while since I had a chance to post, this may or may not be because of the fact that I've recently bought myself a colander, which had inspired me to do all kinds of cooking that involve filtering out water/oil from things - it's hard work, you know, colanding - not only the cooking, but also the cleaning of it afterwards. So many things can get stuck in those little perforations, it just drains away all your energy just like it does to my pasta. But then, I think I still like perforations, as a whole, haha. My colander is quite sad - look! it's got a blog! LOOK! A BLOG! http://kenscolander.blogspot.com ----------------------------------- So now summer is almost over in the UK, does that mean that's where it ends? Do you think we can still be friends? Are you still looking for love? Well, look no further than THE LAST BUS OUT OF TOWN Before I got my colander, I've been going on night buses a lot after many a drunken nights out, where I got absolutely TROLLEYED, because I'm such a lad, and all. And if you guys are looking for love, I have a great tip. Take the N20 or N134 nightbuses that go to Highgate! *************************************************************** Almost everytime I get onto that bus, there seem to be pulling activities going on, I saw no less than 4 sets of people going from complete strangers, to chatting affectionately with each other, to walking each other home and exchanging phone numbers!! Winner, and even if you don't pull, you can stop off at Archway, which as well as being the way to Archel's heart, also has a KFC who serve 3 Hot Wings for 99p. Double winner. Failing all that if you're a girl you'll end up near my house, triple winner! ----------------------------------- I've discovered last week that being stupid is perfectly OK - in fact it's so much fun! I was at a McDonald's and in the McDonald's in the UK they have this new thing on their breakfast menu which is called the Big Breakfast Bun! A BBB consists of bacon and sausage and egg and spicy sauce inside a bun, a surefire winner for only £1.99 (I'm all about fast food prices), or £2.99 for a meal which has a hash brown (which always reminds me of Hannah Brown for some reason - maybe becuase they're both tasty), and a drink of choice. Ok, I was at the McDonald's and was waiting for my food to arrive, which is when this lady walked in. <lady> *pointing at the Breakfast Bun poster* Can I have a BIG BUN please? *ken giggles <lady> .. and a coke <McD staff> would you like the meal for £2.99? <lady> what's the meal? <McD staff> it's that and the drink and a hash brown <lady> but the poster says £1.99 <McD staff> no that's for just the bun <lady> what? So I don't get the fillings??! *ken laughs so much he had to leave the scene I really wished at that moment I worked at a McDonald's. ----------------------------------- okay, time for more serious things BOWLING Anyone in London up for going bowling this sunday? E-mail me please. ..end of serious things People always went on about how great Ken Chu is, Rachel Fruitloop being the biggest cultprit (before she turned her attention to Rampant Sex Rage with Ben Apps!) I could never see the fuss myself. But now I can see why! http://www.kenchu.com I LOVE KEN CHU! Ken +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+