A contradiction in terms, don't you think ? Gary spouted : ~~ As for Clinton Hill, are there any other second division footballers who share their names with parts of the US? I think we should be told. OI, we're a first division side if you don't mind, second class maybe, but first division. Anyway, I hear that there is someone called Flushing Meadows playing for Mansfield reserves. ~~ There aren't, I've checked...but your keeper is not unlike the Statue of Liberty at times....boom boom. Serious McRobert offered : ~~ Oh sure, it's a good laugh, but it's also a sure-fire way of inflating inflatable egos, inspiring desperate "notice me" posts, and giving the more insecure an inferiority complex. And I seriously doubt that anyone's got a shag out of it. So what's the point, other than a popularity competition? ~~ I'm afraid Tag is right Stuart....well I'm not afraid, only of Kevan. There is far too much voting and not enough shagging going on round here. Perhaps now we have established on at least forty-seven occasions that "x" likes "y" and "a" wants to give "c" one up the jacksy, I feel something more along the lines of a matchmaking website is in order so that people can find out who likes them and whether or not they want to do something about it.... or go do something less boring instead.. sittingathomewatchingtvturnitoffsnogoodtome. Jamie wrist-action shuffled : ~~ I find pleasure from writing obseneties backwards on a steamed up window busses on my early trips to work. ~~ Wayhay, I sure am glad I'm not the only sad juvenile twat round here. Unfortunately I drive these days, and writing on your own car window doesn't quite grab the same audience as on a bus....plus you have to clean the grubby paw-prints off yourself. Adrian. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+