I don't think anyone has mentioned this, so I thought I would. My flatmate recently alerted me to the fact that the cover star on the current issue of Caledonia magazine (for posh Scottish people) is a certain Ms. I Campbell, of whom you may have heard. I immediately dashed down to my local newsagents, but found that they're not posh enough to stock it. I dashed over (well, ambled) to a newsagents in the New Town and had a wee look at the three-page article, which can be summarised as "she's got this band called The Gentle Waves, too". Oh, and the interviewer was surprised that she wasn't too twee to giggle at the technical photographic term "ring-flash". I imagine most people round here would chortle uproariously at such a word. Some non-content stuff: Robin Stout recently overheard an old man telling his wee grandchild that a million people live in Iceland. I can divulge the astounding secret that that's a *huge* overestimate. The population of Iceland is only about the same as that of Wolverhampton, England. I know loads more tedious facts about the Nordic countries, but the only thing I know about Wolverhampton is that it has the same population as Iceland. If you want to know more, ask your local Black Country expert (if you can understand her accent). Well, I assume it's not the *same* population. Maybe someone could try nipping quickly from Wolverhampton to Reykjavik and seeing if one or the other seems strangely deserted. Content again: I was listening to TBWTAS this morning---I like to listen to B+S first thing as I get up, it makes recovering-all-senses somewhat easier---and I couldn't help thinking that the lyrics to Dirty Dream Number Two *actually* sound like "could you put a name to someone else's *thighs*", rather than the printed lyric "sigh". Is this just a mistake on my part, or is this what is actually on the record? I know there are quite a few places where the published lyrics differ from the recorded ones; I have thought about being all geeky and compiling a webpage with them all on. It would only be a few hours work, or rather, "work". Not Content: Robin (as above) also mentioned that the day of immersion heaters has passed. Not in my house, it hasn't. Nor at my parents, where I usually use up all their hot water by taking 73 bottles into the shower. Someone *ages* ago asked if there really are disused stations on the London Underground which the trains pass through, as per the book (and TV series) "Neverwhere". Indeed there are; a few examples being British Museum, Aldwych and South Kentish Town. John Betjeman wrote a nice little short story about a commuter who gets off his train at South Kentish Town by mistake, and has to sit on the deserted, unlit platform until the wee small hours, when he gets rescued by the tunnel-cleaners. Oh, that magazine article again. *Before* any of you ask (including you, Ken), the article did not feature, in any way, the words "arse", "lard", or any combination or synonyms for the above. I just thought I'd better get that straightened out, otherwise it could lead to *months* of debate. David Moore wanted someone to spill the beans about Peacock Johnson appearing in internet chat. If that was what I'm thinking of, wasn't it a whole month ago? That's *ages*! I missed some (most?) of it, but I probably still have the logs of what I saw somewhere. Greg P said that House of Leaves gave him nightmares. It gave me that ominous feeling of "will I miss anything if I skip the rest of this page?" My advice to anyone thinking of reading it: skip the bits printed in Courier. Ok, though, it's a scary *idea*. One last thing: unlike thousands of you (it seems), I have never met any pop stars. The nearest I have come was one of my university tutors, who said he used to be in a band called Revenge, back in the 1980s. I've only ever met one person who has heard of them, so it definitely doesn't count. He is listed in "Rock Family Trees", though. T'raa for now... gneiss -- Will Salt http://www.btinternet.com/~wpsalt/ (although it's not quite finished yet) +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+