Hi. You. Kitten. I was talking on #sinister this evening about a relevant topic but I soon realized that I have no relevant topic to discuss on this here list. OK so I have a few, but none of them may be interesting nor arousing nor romantic enough for your old eyes. So I'll try. Age is a funny thing. I feel like both a 12 year old boy and a 60 year old man trapped in a 20 year old body (yes I am that old/young). That being said, for the last month I've been encapsulated in a rigorous weight lifting program via my best friend. He is a big, big guy and it was very humorous to see us always together: me a twig, he an immense trunk. So I've been working out for a month, seven days a week, and the girls will be lining up outside my door in a few weeks. Right? Right? Ugh. Muscles aren't beneficial when all one wants is a nice indie girl, are they? Hummmmmmmm. That being said, this immense friend and I went to a Borders on Saturday night (you see, we avoid the FRAT parties) to browse and I bought "The Giving Tree" by Shel Silverstein and "The Lorax" by Dr. Seuss. "The Giving Tree" made me cry in the children's section, and so i had to duck behind a shelf to hide my tears. I spoke with someone who hated said book, and I ask, how can one hate the book? It's a children's book, lighten up! I just read it again and I am really really sad. J'ai tres triste. My elementary french comes through again. I was talking with a friend of mine (a girl, yea) and she found my love of children's books fascinating and extremely cute. Then she said it was time for her to go to bed. Hummmm ughhhhhh. I am having a horrible, horrible girl crisis: one so bad I can't confess to the list. Now, when has that ever happened? Never, I tell ya. NEVER. I proposed to Marie Elia but she turned me down. Boooo Ree. Girls are so cruel, aren't they? That will certainly become my mantra. Will someone tell me when girls become sensible and somewhat intelligent? That being said a friend of mine asked me what the greatest creation on Earth is and I said "beautiful girls". There really is nothing more amazing nor invigorating than a beautiful girl. I am such a sucker. When will I learn? I love you all, Blakie xoxoxoxoxoxox the nerdy shy-eyed pacifist. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+