Charlotte wrote and then went on to describe perhaps the most innapropriate mood tape ever recorded:

This talk of the right kind of music for lurrvvve is all very well, but what about the wrong kind of music

Well, there was this very very very strange guy in my dorm last semester called Vict*r (* used to protect his privacy) who said he wouldn't have sex until he got married because of his religious beliefs (either until his marriage or until he met a woman with really really massive knockers, whichever suits you best). Well, he had bought this "Best of Arnold Schwartzeneger Soundtracks" CD, with songs taken from Schwartzeneger's movies, such as the all-time classic "Konan the Barbarian". Whenever someone would enter our communal floor kitchen, he'd ask": - "Hey, do you know what CD I bought?" Usual reply (with an annoyed tone of voice): - "No, Vict*r, which one?" - "The Best of Arnold Schwartzeneger Soundtracks! You wanna hear it?" Usual reply (with an equally annoyed tone of voice): - "Maybe later, Vict*r." After observing this scene repeat itself a few times, I approached him and said: - "Hey, Vict*r, do you know what CD I bought?" - "Which one?" - "Love Themes Volume 3. It's great stuff to listen to while you're having sex." (Bear in mind that this was a fictional purchase mentioned only as a joke; I would never, repeat, NEVER buy an album with the sole purpose of shagging to it.) - "Umpf. If I was going to have sex, I would play a techno CD. That way I could keep the rythm." After that, the conversation evolved into uninteresting comparisons between Vict*r and a sledgehammer. I'll spare the list. The moral of the story is: Find out your partner's shag-soundtrack habits before marrying him/her. André. ******************************************************* happy for a day - some belle and sebastian thoughts <http://welcome.to/happy4> contact us at: <mailto:lalala@altavista.net> +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+