Dear Sinister List, Cold fish...gosh,I suppose I stepped over the line with that one.Hit me with that ruler please! whack whack whack, I apologize Isobel lovers.You can make fun of Stuarts all you want to balance it out.I won`t mind. But let me explain, you know how some people may look beautiful to you,but then you get to know them,and they have an ugly heart,and the aura makes them look bad too? Well,let me tell you a little story.Many moons ago,I was in Scotland with my father on a buisness trip.Now,I`m a little embarassed to say this,but I went Stuart Murdoch hunting..and yes,I did find him! (with Isobel) I`m terrible hideous shy dork though,so I couldn`t bring myself to talk to him...my tongue felt heavy,my knees weak! so..I just followed him (yes,a stalker I know) through the forest,where I witnessed Struan`s Beautiful Heart...the little angel,do you know what he does? He stops to pick up injured little critters...frogs,butterflies, wounded chipmunks. He even makes minature leg plasters for the frogs. Anyways,while Stuart would tenderly pick the wounded little creatures Isobel (on a drug induced fury,I`m sure) would jump on them and throw their limp bodies into the ditch. Shivering behind the tree,I saw saw Stuart shout out `Stop it Isobel! Please...they aren`t hurting you!` and she responded by punching him in the face. Stuart then collapsed to the ground and pleaded `Please don`t! I bruise easy!` and then Isobel went `Shut it,bitch` and kicked him in the nads.I tried to help Struan but Isobel threw rocks and sticks at me,so I had to run away,fearing my life. Fluffy Sarah..I sense we will get beat up in the playground later today,prisoners of our beliefs,but dammit,the truth is out there. Also: Just because a female doesn`t like another female doesn`t mean they are jealous. Did any of you accuse Tim Hopkins of being jealous of that Gracie woman? If I`m going to be jealous of someone,it would be Natalie Portman,come on, grant me some dignity! No hard feelings eh chaps? the ruler again,alright. i do it to myself,i do. The reason Angry-Woman singers make me cringe is beacuse they perpetuate (is that the right word) their own stereotype, the whole Lilith Fair `I don`t shave my armpits therefore I am Woman` thing going on. It makes the good angry women to be lumped in with them. I prefer male voices anyways, I dunno..i just do..we all have our preferences you know.I like a nice female voice in the background though, the way Hefner do a lot of their songs. We are speaking current music here, I love the female dominated voices of Motown though. Prom is beautiful...it`s gorgeous..ahh...I swear it, you guys have your picnics,can you make a Sinister Ball or something? PLEASE? Warrander John can dress up up like James Bond. Men in tuxedos, Women in ball gowns...ohhhh..I wish I wish I could relive that night over again. Isn`t Time an awful thing. You spend months preparing for something,then in a few hours it`s all over.I guess since I never get to be a princess I savour those moments that slip through your fingers! Ahhh,the best was getting there...I was late so my mom had to floor it to the city,and the horse-and-wagon had left without me,so hitching up my skirt, overstuffed purse and camera in hand I ran down the street and took a flying leap onto the wagon,but I made it!! geeky slow dance moments? bien oui! Bryan Adams and Lady In Red aplenty (ha ha..i was wearing red too) Dressing up is too much fun. mmmmmm... heavenly sigh of remembrance Lots Of Love, Mean Nasty Prom Girl ********************************************************************** www.droolz.ukf.net You Know It`s The Right Thing To Do, They Make You Feel Alright ********************************************************************** ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+