hello you sexy thing. right, so I've been reading a lot of grumbling about no east coast/midwest tour dates. obviously, the problem is not the band but rather the fact that the united states (okay, and canada) is situated on a rather large continent. what we all need to do is band (heh) together to invent a sort of seimsic squeezer, whereby the two coasts will magically (or scientifically, if you prefer) come together. then, san francisco will be a scant 30 miles from new york! seattle will be right around the corner from boston! vancouver? why, just walk on over from toronto! this would of course require that we somehow get rid of the middle of north america, but I don't think anyone would mind that much. who needs iowa, anyway? I am a *bit* miffed that I won't be getting to see b&s... after all, I was living in london until a month before the british dates, and now that I'm back in the states I'm stuck on the wrong coast, but I'm not going to get all upset about it. I have the advantage of being in new york, and I hear that the band likes new york... in other news, I have discovered two (2) places that have kit kat chunkies for one american dollar. this has inspired me to pen the following: ode to a kit kat chunky o kit kat chunky not made out of a monkey but rather delicious chocolate and milk it's rather too bad I'm poor so I have to bilk the shopkeepers out of their candy but kit kat chunky makes me randy and they make me grow up which is why I love them so. I was also quite pleased to see the return of the angel blackwell, now with quite a normal non-sinister name. this is why I shall always remain: -eric the half a bee ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+