Hello all you people - got a quick message for you chaps. We're running a club in Glasgow (Glasgow's first REAL MUSIC night). It's called "In Tune" and it will feature the DJ-ing "talents" of myself, Claire Timmins, Mick and Alasdair Cooke (not Alasdair from the list, but Mick (48) Cooke's Brother). It's at the 13th note Cafe on King Street in Glasgow, famously thought to be owned by Bis - who rip the "kids" off by selling fanzines allegedly, at 9:00 till 12:00 this Friday. Inspired by Bis's alleged activity, we plan to fleece everyone who enters by the sum of 1 pound sterling, which we'll use to get a taxi back home again after the club, leaving all the poor kids to freeze to death in the Glasgow night. We're gonna be playing any sort of music really, just anything that's good, and if it goes down well, we'll do another night. It's supposed to just be like a great big party. Anyone's welcome to come along and pay a pound, please do. Anyhow, enough of that rampant capitalism, sorry I haven't posted to the list for bloody ages, things used to be really relaxed in attitude at work, but they're not now I'm afraid to say and I can't really post from work. Nice to see Sarah mentioning monkeys whom I still believe are the new rock and roll - to back this up, this months Viz (which is a comic, and as we all well know, comedy is the old new rock and roll) contains an advert for Monkey Fags, which contains 0.01% Nicotine, and 3.6% Banana! - rock and roll. Peter, lovely to hear your Barry Sheene exploits. I once met Fish - he was funny, he put this really fake broad Scottish accent on so as to appear harder than he actually is. Actually, that reminds me, may have said this one before but, my old flatmate met Fish on Victoria Street in Edinburgh once, he said "Oh, it's Fish", and Fish went "Fuck off". I once met Chancer from City Lights in the pub too, I went "Hey - it's Gerard Kelly, you're the funny man, from the telly" and he went "No, it's Andy Gray". Cheers, Keith. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+