Hi, how's it hanging? Nice one. Someone mentioned breasts, so I thought I'd contribute an Alistair Cook style poem: I'm most impressed, With your pendulous breasts, But may I suggest, It's time you got dressed. Mmmmm....not bad.... Of course, no one will take offence in this post post modern, post feminist, post PC kultur, will they? But there is probably a line somewhere between being non PC and a bit saucy (where I aim, but do I hit?) and being lager lout esque "get yer tits out darling!" Possibly not the most original or intelligent of popular Saturday night phrases heard up and down our little island. Pity some girls comply with the request. Or is it? You have your say. Anyway, I didn't mean to bang on about PC/Laddism/Ladetteism/Bristols etc. I saw a shop when I was driving home tonight called "Grate Ideas" - apparently a decorative fireplace emporium. I would suggest people make a point of purchasing their fireplace at said emporium in future, 'cos it would be a grate grate - you can be sure of it. Good to see Jenowl back from Spain, and still winning my unofficial award of Best Poster Ever....3 Who are your favourite posters ? Let's have a vote...or not. The police must be inept, they still haven't caught that Bill Posters chappie, and apparently he "Will be prosecuted". Aye well. I've been watching far too much Vic and Bob recently. I'll be off to finish Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, which, to be fair, is fucking brilliant. Love and fondles, Jarvis (sponsored by both Orange and Apple) P.S. Webster's savoury tights for men come in three delicious flavours: Butterscotch, Cockerel and Pork Pie. ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+