I'm sorry I'm so behind, but 100 posts in one day? What the Isobel's going on? Tag's juxtaposition of Long-player sex and Christina Ricci has left me in need of a lie down (as in "down, boy!"), which has been exacerbated by the fact that the very spit of Gerry Adams (with just a *touch* of Barry Gibb - must be the aviators) has just stepped into the office and stared at me. Symposium are, indeed, shit. But not as bad as Embrace. But we've been here before... So...any fashion advice for when I go on my insane shopping spree in New York? I need a jacket, some shoes, a big cosy jumper, but I don't feel sure of what to get. I do own a pair of flares now, so I'm half way to being a walking cliche - I need counsel on cardies...I'm serious about this... Making love with B&S on is the only way to go. The disadvantage is you are likely to find the heavenly melodies and wistful lyrics more interesting than the hormone-soaked, panting mass of electric passion beneath (or above, or behind, etc. etc.) you, and find yourself dreamily singing along and getting quite put off your stroke. Actually, this is untrue. Just find a lover who's as obsessed with the Sebastians as you are, and then reach a stunning, pulsating climax during your favourite song, and you'll never be happier... Suede are also good to roll around to, as long as you don't take some of their more disturbing exhortations too literally (though "Pantomime Horse" could lead to interesting developments in your love life if you're feeling open minded). And the Spice girls once had an effect on me that I really wouldn't have predicted (and it wasn't even the sublime "2 become 1")... I'm proud to be on a list where people offer up their sisters. If anyone has a thing for tall and broad (polite way of putting it) trainee doctors with a very big heart and a shy way with girls, my brother could be the one for you... The captivating mic controller elevating your act (?), Markxxx p.s. Paul Field, I'm sorry you're bored. You'll be the sorry one tomorrow though, when the Super Dons shit on the Boro :)...(yeah, right - 13/2 you are to win - if I were you I'd go and put your shirt on a red victory). We'll let you know how the meet goes...I've been warming up my flute as we speak (but that's a different story...) +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+