Hewwo! How's everyone in sinisterdale? Don't you just hate people who abuse buses? Buses are BLUDDY GRATE but all the hard kids think it's fabby fun to rip out the lights and throw them out the window, or open the emergency exit and risk everyone on the buses lives. Today we all got thrown off in the middle of nowhere because people did just that. And it was BLUDDY COLD and we all had to walk because none of the other buses would take school children on. But at first we couldn't even get off the bus because we had to wiat for the police to arrive. And all the hard kids were chanting, "Haw, the bus driver's a bawbag" to the tune of that Glory glory hallelujah song, and trying to goad the bus driver on to hit them when he was only doing his job. And he was only a wee young guy, with specs and a nervous twitch, prolly fresh out of bus drivers training school. And it's going to end up the none of the buses will let any kids on the bus ever again. And I love going on the bus, because you can meet lots of interesting people and talk to old ladies who tell you interesting stuff and sometimes give you a sweetie. Yesterday I bought some strawberry jelly to suck in cubes, but one of the hard kids found it when they were going through my bag (why? I don't know, it's not like they were going to find any fags there). Anyway, they're all so much tougher than me, so when I tried to get it back, they pushed me over and ripped my jelly up and stamped it into the carpet. And the teacher wasn't too pleased, not because everyone was ganging up on me (again), but oh no god forbid, the classroom carpet got jelly on it! When will sinister village be ready so that I can come and live in it, because the real world's a moke and it really doesn't like me. Everybody on sinister is being really nice to me at the moment, and it's making me go all red. Today a total of 5 people pointed out that my badge was upside down. And nobody from sinister has come up to me yet. We had to do a talk in history. I did battleships and got a bit over-excited, because ships are BLUDDY GRATE, and now everyone's doing impressions of me in school. Cheerfully now, I'm going all the way into Glasgow tomorrow to get new glasses. Glasgow's really good. toodle-pip, Jen xxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+