I'm a bit disappointed that the B&S boat tour is not going ahead, don't you know. I quite fancied doing the stowaway bit and secretly taking spy photos of captain murdoch shivering his timbre. "Land ahoy!", cabin boy jackson would cry, but it wouldn't really be land, it would be a giant sea serpent, ready to scoff the lot of them. But as everyone knows, sea serpents eat people whole. So the tour could continue from the stomach of the sea serpent, if it could be persuaded to let an audience stand on it's tongue without scoffing them as well. Ahh, but there's a problem isn't there? No electricity! I guess the easy answer would be to strap electric eels together in stacks of three, in a sort of plug shape. How did Jonah get out of the big whale? I can't remember. I think he got shoved through the blow hole by Pinocchio. I'm not sure if sea serpents have a blow hole... ....It's a little early in the day for this sort of thing. I have a feeling of general malaise. I always have been a sickly boy. I missed a lot of schooling, which suited me fine cos I hated school. No-one fancied me there either, which hey hey histories repeating itself with the list crushes, you heartless manks. leave me, c ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or . "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net" . List rules, FAQ etc., http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . >>> B&S new LP worldwide release 7th September, tour news etc. at <<< . >>> http://www.majordomo.net/sinister/news.html <<< . Nee, nee mun pish etc. -----------------------------------------------------------------------