Hello Sinistees, Yesterday morning a BBC presenter said "getting pissed" during their breakfast show.. rock and roll - he got told off by his co-presenter tho. A lady at work in the office this morning was really annoyed by a rude customer who was on the phone, after the phone call she shouted "FART" really loud - it was the funniest thing. Tom Pettinger got his hands on two nice ladies' packages today. Mmmm. Which reminded me to send out parcels thanks. The best presents should have numerous puns in it, like maybe a card that says "could you SPARE a heart for me?" with a picture of a boy bowling, or a box of chocolate that says "I choo-choo-chooose you" on the front with a picture of a steam train. That would be the loveliest. Robert Brennen talked about "Ken's Kebab" in Portsmouth - the scary thing is I've BEEN there! A kebab restaurant the size of TWO SHOPS. That ken is quite a shrewd businessman. He's not doing quite as well as Ken the estate agent tho - he's so rich now he can afford his own show on TV so people can watch him cook, anyone here bought a house from Ken Homes? Lindsay BakerLou Line (hehe) talked about counting, and stuff. I was very bored at work this morning so I counted up how many days there has been since I was born, and it was a whooping 7,955 days. Five days until my eighth millennium! Do people celebrate these "jubilees"? Or do only boring people do that? Who wants to come to my party, then? In the meantime, have fun, keep the VD alive everyone. Ken P.S.: The more mathematically minded of you can now work out my Birthday from the running day-count of my lifespan. And thus can send me presents come the day. _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+