Ah yes. The Onion. One of the funniest things I have EVER read. Ever. Other classic headlines include "Starbucks to Open in Restroom of Existing Starbucks" and "RC Cola Celebrates 10th Sale". A good deal of the stories are Ameri-centric (is that a word?), but they're damn hilarious nonetheless. Check out the online version at www.theonion.com. Also be sure to look at the USA Today-type polls. Very, very cheeky. In fact, I think I'm gonna slog off on the work I have to do and go catch up on some Onion reading instead. Ahhhh Monday. (Thanks, Kimberly--now I have "Manic Monday" running through my head as well.) xxoo Emily +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+