Greg Pallis wrote this: "And then I started thinking about noses. 'Cos I suddenly realised mine is too big, and I was panicked. And then I looked at all my friends, and all their noses are too big too. And so is Brad Pitt's, and Britany Spears', and ewwww! And then I started staring at people on the street, trying desperately to find someone with an acceptable nose, and I couldn't. I think only a few people on earth might have noses that are just about acceptable. It is impossible to have a nose that is too small." And I thought I smelled a rat somewhere. What about Michael Jackson and Daniella Westbrook I thought? Michael's nose is so razor sharp that small children could easily be cut on it. Surely TOO SMALL in terms of width? And Daniella the Coke hoovering slattern is without septum. The non-existence of this membrane is in anyone's book TOO SMALL. Non? Just a thought. My cycloptic colleague Ian with one I Ian Nicolson very kindly sent me a package with all the Go-Betweens' albums nestled within. I was so excited when I tore off that shiny gold wrapper so thanks muchly to him. Or something. Lots of luurve Iain _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+