Where I come from, a rector is like a vicar, but he lets you stand on the pews if you can't see. Stuart Murdoch is almost a vicar, so I'm sure he'd be very good. Has anyone mentioned Ian McCulloch being signed up by Jeepster? It's on their website. Probably someone has, I just wasn't paying attention. Someone keeps throwing balls of paper at my head. I had my hair cut yesterday. Somehow, whilst performing a difficult hair-cutting manoeuvre on the top of my head, the barber managed to cut his finger and began to bleed over my head. "Sorry mate, it usually stops in a bit" he said, sticking his finger in his mouth. But after a few minutes it was still bleeding, so he sent the other barber off to the chemist for plasters and stood there holding his hand above his head. "Won't be long mate". Bluddy hell, you don't expect that sort of service, do you? In the end my haircut lasted 45 minutes, including injury time. The man having his hair cut in the chair next to me has a friend who once threw a shoe at Noel Gallagher's head. It hit him too. Hooray! That tirade against indie kids was a bit odd. I liked the way they credited all three people who wrote it. I couldn't understand this bit, though.

... pretending to like the Spice Girls and pretending to like the Magnetic Fields and pretending to like each other ...

Since when did indie kids like the Magnetic Fields? Written by Robin Stout Based on an idea by Buster Merryfield Additional material by Auntie Vera +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+