Mr.Adrian Evans' secretary speaks: unfortunately, Mr Adrian Evans is not available to take your baiting right now. he's gone and given himself to the beer god i believe. please leave your messages after the beep. if you can't hear it, just send it my way and i'll pass them on when he comes back. me, taking off secretary's white fluffy feather mask, speaks: isn't Star Wars exciting. what makes it so exciting was the theatre showed them all night long! i went to see the 2am showing in a theatre in a big shopping mall. since it's 2am the mall was very dark and empty. it's like some shopping mall horror film. oh the excitement! and i've seen preview of the most scary film in my long and easily scared life. it's Thai ghost movie. it's coming soon to many theatre near me. how can i go to bathroom at night now. Mr.Chris, if the above movie has English subtitle i'll send you the vdo. guarantee you'll wet your house with fear. then you can send it on to Mr Trousers. to make sure he'll never talk a walk in the park at night ever again. Mr Nicky Dastoor wrote:

I don't think I would like Belle & Sebastian so much if they looked rubbish. Does anyone else agree?

i watch FTV. it's not on to ignore those unhinged flesh and blood marching about mindlessly day and night. who'd have thought they can fill 24 hour tv with just clothes stuff and nudity! if only the inbetween bit is not so annoying. can't someone tell them to shut up and get on with it? in other word, i agree. how could anyone like them this much if they look like say.. the 70's WHO, for example. now, Sister Miller and Mr Watson, think hard and long before shouting. can you seriously weep to Mr Murdoch in those hair singing 'fox in the snow"? Speaking of Mr Murdoch, i'm sad to find out i've subconsciously associated him with noodle in the last few months. egg noodle with lots of barbecue porks and shrimp wantons in a big bowls, to be exact. whenever he appears in my dream, he is always surrounded with those bowls of noodle. yes! not just one, but many bowls of them! i can't remember dream actually, only remember that sometimes i woke up a bit hungry and yearning for egg noodle. that yearning happened again last week, and this time i remembered my dream a bit. so now i know. i'm starting to focus and try to associate him with something else more healthy and has more fiber. maybe orange, or banana. i'll keep you update on my progress. i don't know how the below story comes to pass in my maibox. but there seems to be a moral in this story. so i hope Sir Cliff won't be too disapproved of it. Oh Oh! Happy Birthday to the wonderful Starry Droolz! May the stars always and forever shine in your eyes! love, oon xxx _______________________________________ Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident of Wilmington, NC, in a pumpkin patch very late on Friday night. Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public : indecency, and public intoxication at the County Courthouse on Monday. The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing the pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the County jail. Davidson went on to state that picked out a pumpkin that he thought was appropriate for his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need". "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the Wilmington police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to [Davidson] and he's . . . just working away at this pumpkin." "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're doing it with a pumpkin?' He got real surprised as you would expect and then looked me straight in the face and said: "A pumpkin? Damn.... is it midnight already?" +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+