Williamy Messent wrote:

Fantastic idea. We could even turn it into a weekly serial, entitled 'Pete Waterman Investigates', in which our hero , an unconventional ex-cop/'hitman' solves chart-rigging mysteries, aided by his bumbling sidekick Michaela Strachan. Wicked.

Oh sheer genius. But how about if Michaela Strachan was dead and was a ghost and she could wear a white dress and could appear and disappear as and when she likes. also when she does this everyone must first stand still and then move suddenly. Yeah, it might just work, Waterman and Strachen deceased. sounds familiar but I like it. Peter Airlie Wrote:

Perhaps female masturbation would be less of a taboo subject if there were more widely used euphemisms for it. This could be a chicken and egg situation I'm not sure.

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