so there i was, rubbing the morning snot out of my EYES with my fat fucking FINGERS, when i thought about my ASSHOLE and how lonely it must get down there with only my BALLS and my SCHLONG to keep it company. so i got onto my FEET and walked to the bathroom to do the three esses, and i look down and on my right KNEE CAP there was a bit of blood. i thought "where the hell...." then i looked in the mirror, and i saw my NOSE had been bleeding, and it must have got on to my KNEE since i sleep curled up in the fetal position. so i rubbed my BELLY and thought "fuck it....it'll come off" and got in the shower. whilst scrubbing my ABNORMALLY HAIRY ARMPITS, i felt a clump of yesterday's deodorant clinging for dear life. so i yanked it out and thumped it against the cold shower wall, only for it to ricochet into my GAPING WIDE MOUTH (cause i was singing that right said fred song). so i coughed and gagged and in the process i slipped on the bathroom floor and busted my HEAD wide open (and lasted ASS first onto a shampoo bottle (at least that's the story i'll tell the doctor)). -brad p.s. i think i have HEMORRHOIDS. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
so, brad, do we get to see all the aforementioned body parts?! i wanted to bitch and whine about my life a little bit, but it pales in comparison to brad's tale of woe. last night my relatively new boyfriend decided to tell me about some weird things he likes and i am not too sure how to take it. somethings i think are disgusting. he insists he is not a weirdo but i'm not convinced. relative to past boyfriends i would say he is. am i just out of the loop? do many boys like freaky things? perhaps i have not been with a very representative sample of boys in the past. i wonder if maybe i have issues b/c i'm not into kinky shit. should i ignore this revelation? anyone have any thoughts? this morning i had to open the store where i work. i went in the inside door and discovered that the alarm automatically goes off if you go in that way. that was exciting. it was even more fun b/c i couldn't find the code to tell the alarm monitoring people. thank goodness the cops didn't come! security came though. it was really quite stressful. i was thinking "gee, it would be really nice to listen to some nice soothing belle and sebastian right now" when i remembered that i'd brought cds with me and one of them was "if you're feeling sinister". so i put it on and all day i listened to the lovely tunes. "the snow is falling, falling falling..." -di "i want to defy the logic of all sex laws" +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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