sinisters! a while ago someone who's name started with r-o-b said something about others whose names started with r-o-b and in-fighting. hang on then, i think the roberts & robi/yns should *team up*. and forget all this mix tape stuff; we're more the hand-to-hand combat types. yar! if i lived closer than 10,000 kms away from primrose hill, there'd be a few flattened rachels and wills i can tell you that. ah, no, i'm all bravado. have you ever actually *punched* someone? it's really rather gross feeling. unless it's your brother, then it's just fine. i only ever punched one real person, and it was in highschool, so, y'know. anyway, i'd never ever ever hurt the rachels/wills; they have too much wit going for them. it's too bad that computer theramin isn't in-ter-net linkable b/c then we could have a theramin showdown. boy, is that thing fun. this robyn works in an office too. but it's a *feminist* office. yes, we all play synthesizers and sing about the revolution. no. i edit and everyone else does research. sometimes there is Heated Discussion. i am glad that we've retained walled offices though. walls rock! ooh ooh, Danny said: "It kind of got me thinking, i remember my friend was asking me what do i think would happen if there was a superior race to humans. They were nice and kind but just superior but sometimes they got mad and just killed one of us. I didn't think about it much though. It was too sci-fi-esque for me,then he started talking about giant spiders with eight eyes so, I stopped wondering. He was wondering why i stopped." YES! holy crap! imagine if some superior beast started making those 'ack ack ack spit' cat noises at you as it stalked you, mouth drooling. fear. is there anything redeemable about giant spiders though? ugh. especially if they were like the one in the tv movie of 'it'. boy did *that* suck. anyway, aren't we all happy that we're the most superior species on earth? (cue ominous music and overhead shot from giant spider's point of view.) ah, anyway, cats are great and i think it's their carnivorous nature that does it. ha ha ha! it's fun to think that when you're playing with string with a cat really what you're doing is helping them learn to *kill*. which is really scary when your cat weighs 25 lbs and positively massacres the string, making evil noises of death-to-string all the while. can anyone deal with 'trouble kid' off the new hefner album? i cannot. but i can deal with other songs on the album, and even like some them too. but what's really good is the 'solid steel presents dj food & dk 'now listen!'. wow, it is awesome. especially the transition to 'mirror in the bathroom'. i kid you not. and you can also listen to solid steel sessions on the in-ter-net. so-lid. (but now i'm thinking about how i owe people mix tapes and how i have lost my mix-tape focus. i'm busy perfecting a yoga position that should help.) so, i hear belle and sebastian did an encore in tokyo. an *encore*! i thought they were against them (well, they don't seem to do them anyway). but i hear they really liked japan and that was their last stop on tour, so... hm. but i can't help feeling that i could have done *something* to provoke an encore at their vancouver show. i think that maybe all the advances in robotics in japan created 'encore' mind-control waves. canada is just not doing enough in this important area of research. (cue ominous music and shot from robot's point of view.) things, stuff, skado, and robot love, robyn (oh no! i just remembered that there was a guy maddin film on in a theatre here last night and i missed it! agh. i think i will have to start pinning notes to my clothes: buy bok choy, bus tickets. see guy maddin film. never put salt in your eye.) (also, i bought clothes this weekend. oh geez, oh no, that was *bok choy money*. but check out this red cord skirt with black velvet ribbon in geometric design on it!) ===== I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. ~Steven Wright ~~~ Robyn Fadden rfadden@yahoo.com Vancouver, BC __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Find the one for you at Yahoo! Personals http://personals.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+