hello.... ...how is everyone today?...my inbox was fit to bursting this morning so i thought i thrust my oar into the fire...hmmmmm...what a bizzare choice of phrase that was...i'm feeling mixed up this morning...too many greenhouses are spoiling my broth... ...monty python eh?...i think my favourite monty python sketch/bit is undoubtedly the biggus dickus scene in 'life of brian'...i once quite literally laughed until i was sick when watching that...but the vomit may have been for other reasons..."wait till biggus hears of this!"... john jennings wrote: "this is a most exciting development...you dont realise how b&s deprived this part of the country is...at the last count there were 8 fans all together" ..continuing the monty python theme..you lucky lucky bastard!...8 is more than i will see in a lifetime...i thought i heard 'legal man' coming from someones walkman on the bus the other day but that could have been a combination of my imagination and inadequate ears...maybe all these kids in korn tops hide a secret passion for all things b+s...stop hiding behind big shorts and comedy beards...I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.... ...bizzare soundalikes part 317: the jams 'beat surrender' and at the drive ins 'one armed scissor'...or maybe thats just me and my inadequate ears again.... ...i love the picture of honey on her autobiography cover..what i'd have given to have her as a teacher when i was small and been patted on the head by those lovely paws..the answers 18 by the way little rhino feller.... ...whats peoples opinion on terris?..seeing as their albums coming out in a couple of weeks...thoughts seem to be divided...paticularly because of the nme slapping them on the cover and proclaiming all sorts of ludicrous things about them...i do think they are pretty dammn good though...if you do ever get the chance i strongly recommend seeing them live..they were the most exciting thing i witnessed all weekend at reading anyway...the lead singer may be have the mannerisms of a cut price ian curtis and the voice of a flu-ridden bon jovi...but he puts an amazing amount of passion into it...why am i harping on about them you may ask?...i dont know...just dont dismiss them because of the hype and the weird voice because youll be missing out...saying all that the album will probably dissapoint me now..isnt that always the way?.. ...i'm running the risk of offending jenowl and all the other ribena addicts...but i shudder at even the smell of the stuff...i once had a nightmarish ribena experience at school...i started having a coughing fit with a mouth still full of the stuff and i began to splutter it out of my nose and spray it all over the corridor...i ended up with a sticky shirt, a red face and the taste of vomit/blackcurrant in my throat for the rest of the day...i've havent touched it since...never drink ribena with a tickly cough...you'll only come to grief.... ...on that note i'd better stop...this is probably the longest post i've ever written..i think i need a lie down and some brandy...mmmmm...brandy... ta ta..... __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get email at your own domain with Yahoo! Mail. http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+