I like Stephen's* way of writing with clear HEADINGS dividing up the DIFFERENT SECTIONS of his EMAIL. I think I will adopt this format. FEMALE MASTURBATION What a lot of rot you all speak. Female masturbation isn't taboo at all. Not where I come from. It's really cool! Well, I wouldn't bring it up at Sunday school, but in all other circles it's positively de rigeur. Women who talk about the things they get up to 'down below' are afforded great respect. They're sexually liberated! They're sophisticated! They're positively chic! Whereas talk of male wanking is invariably doomed to dissolve into sniggering. Look at Stuart singing about that boy updating his list of his ten biggest wanks. I don't think he meant this in a good way. Mind you, Stuart might just have a Presbytarian guilt complex about it. Do those exist? FISTING Sorry, not fisting. Ailsa says she saw me bobing my head up and down in the footage of 'The Boy with the Arab Strap' at Camber Sands that MTV showed. Well how odd. I've only seen it twice because I don't own a video player, but I'm sure I looked very carefully and couldn't see me at all. Which was very disappointing as before this David and Katrina had said that when they watched the whole thing I was very visible. Maybe I just don't know what I look like. There was one person I thought was me but then I realised it was a girl. LOVE You're all mad. BELLE & SEBASTIAN They're great, aren't they! Nick xx * He's called Stephen you know, not Trousers or anything really. He laughs inwardly when people call him Trousers because it means he has succeeded in pulling the wool over people's eyes. I don't know why he enjoys doing this. He used to go around quite literally pulling the wool over people's eyes, but found that it was easier just doing it with metaphors. I've just read a book laden with metaphors. I found it irksome. It's called 'A Boy's Own Story' and it's by Edmund White and it includes several passages of underage gay sex so you might like it. But it irked me. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+