Dear chickens, time to write!! The Sinister Village, eh? When I was at college, my friends and I were really really fucking bored one day. And we made up our ideal world, based in Da Church Street area of Preston, and it was fucking fun. Does it work on a more international level? If anyone cared, I ran Action Records, except I would rename it something BETTER like..."Arse Muscle Damage Nappies Beatz International" - and I supplied the music for my friends resturant and my other friend Gavins nightclub. Called "Gavinos". My friend Lucy would run a Welly Making Factory, and an ice-cream van, and I can't remember what everyone else did. We even made a map! Then we went for an egg mayonnaise buttie from Tescos. They're the best! We didn't have any riot grrl shops, oh oh, though I did own a junk/old clothes shop, and a 2nd bookshop...oh and also a basement where there was lots of free jazz and you couldn't enter unless you were wearing a black polo neck like KEITH WATSON, or some other BIG POOF.* Etchings! On "You've got my number - WHY DON'T YOU USE IT", by the Undertones, "Derry - the Home of Punk Rock" is etched on the little...bit which is un-grooved. And whats the legend behind "Porky Prime Cuts"? Someone told me once that there was a story behind those etchings but I can't quite remember it. Damn I'm going to have to check this out when I get home. Incidentally, the best two 7"s I bought a few days ago, were the Fall doing a cover of THERES A GHOST IN MY HOUSE, and a beautiful song by Velocette. And the best mid-90s dance CD that I bought was "Sunshine" by "Berri". It does not SUCK ASS. How interesting to hear tompaulin are playing in Manchester land this week. I meant to see them on Saturday, but decided to go antiques shopping instead. I nearly bought a dog on wheels but it was 18 pounds!! 18!! So on a matter of principle, (no money), I left the dog behind. Who wants a fucking twee fucking MOUNOSKYLO on wheels anyway. Bah. Either way, I will be in Manchester land this Saturday, so theres another chance to miss them. Hurrah! Last time I looked everyone was complimenting each other round here. That aint my style. Fuck off!! Oh dear. Thats one less potential boyfriend. Perhaps one day I'll sweeten up. Its a shame to realise no-one else is full of hate and quite likes other people, innit? Oh well. I do like most of yers. So there you go. At least you'll know I mean it when I say I like you. I like Peter Miller. I bet he can do a good monkey. Bye then! Love Sarah xo * Or footstool. ===== "But just remember, when your teacher told you to always find a home for stray animals, she wasn't referring to your rectum." -- DNA Mag-AZINE. ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+