so, i packed up my knapsack, and decided not to be daunted by kitten heels, or in jokes and dare to post once again to this marvellous facility. actually what prompted me was thoughts of dear honey taking double maths at a primary school in deepest yorkshire.... there was a veritable mountain of shiny apples on his desk every single morning, and he'd demonstrate the merits of long division using only his hold-ups and glasses on a plastic gold chain as props...ah the memories... hm, however this was all stopped when in came mrs clarke to take us for algebra, after honey began inviting tim from the 6th form round to tea and cakes of an evening...i think it was the rich father and football kit that did it...and mrs clarke always wore trousers.. so, box set eh?well, i for one will be plonking my coppers on the counter and waiting whilst the proprietor of my local indiepop record retail outlet counts them and curses under his breath.because lets face it, who wouldn't give money to the cause helping the belles keep in bus fare and scratchy fountain pens...and hairslidesandflaresand that newFisherPrice toy xylophone i saw last saturday whilst perusing the aisles of Toys R Us, ...good echo and nice blue plastic 'stick things that you bash the metal bits with' (i always called, and indeed call them 'bashing thingys' i suppose there must be a scientific term..) if any of you are interested.... but, on a relevant note (blimey!) stuart is not going to force you to buy them (however much you'd like him to ;))so i'm not sure they've quite sold their soul to the devil and the deep blue sea as yet.... although i'd watch out for them in matching lycra costumes (stop gawping and drooling at the back there) and endorsing tweeflakes breakfast cereal.which would no doubt rot your teeth terribly and make children not eat their dinner....but what a lovely way to gain the facility of dentures...talking of dentures, i seem to fondly remember honey one cold afternoon demonstrating Hamlet via his slightly off-colour dentistry. but thats an entire other story...(i have enough material here with honey's teaching career to go on all night) *****false teeth aren't included in the bodyparts page..right?oh dearie me... love jen (the other one) +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@missprint.org". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@missprint.org". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+