Sinister: Sensitive Stan? What's that all about?
Sensitive Stan??? Simpering FUCKWIT more like!!! Tori Amos? What a load of watery PISS that is!!!! I sometimes think PETER MILLER is the only one on this list who can be capable of SEX 'cos the rest of you are such SAD ANAL INDIE SCHMINDIE TOSSERS!!!! Hey Peter, WHAT ABOUT IT??? I know a dark secluded place, a place where no-one knows your face, a glass of wine, a fast embrace, it's called Hernando's Hideaway, Ole. You know what I'm saying???? Hey Megan, how come Mick's always away? Don't you have needs? Come on, you can confide in me, I can do things for you girl. FIELD MICE??? What kind of LAME TOSS is THAT??? What you need is a REAL MAN girl, and when the MICE are away this CAT is going to PLAY!!! OH YEAH!!! Talking of which, hey TAG, are you MISSING YOUR WUMPKINNY???? Well I've got something in my pocket for you. It's got VEINS IN but it sure ain't CHEESE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING???? HEY JESSICA!!!! You want to send people pictures of YOU in YOUR KNICKERS???? What kind of WEIRD SHIT is THAT??? Just send me your KNICKERS AFTER you've worn them and I'll be a HAPPY MAN!!! OH YEAH BABY!!! I gotta go out to OXFORD now, the birds in Milton Keynes are such DOGS, and I'm HOT TO TROT TONITE!!! OH YES!!!! All you OXFORD CHICKS better be ready for me!!! Mmmm-Mmm!!! STAN ______________________________________________________ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
I never understood what that lyric was on about. Bonus list-cred points for anyone who knows which song & artist it's from. Well I'm suprised noone has mentioned this yet, but for the benefit of the non-UK listees (which is most I guess), the NME readers' poll results are out - basically the only awards each year voted for by people who buy decent music, as opposed to Steps or B*witched, ie people who know that B&S and Cornershop aren't newcomers... The first thing to note of course is that B&S came (a disappointing?) 19th in the best band category, and 15th for best album. Amusement value comes from seeing All Saints in the top 20 best dance acts; and Liam Gallagher winning dickhead of the year for the third year in a row. And top marks for the people who voted 'The pop personalities you would most like to see on a blind date' as being Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder. And can someone please explain how the hell the Manics won the best album award?!?!? While I'm here, the best news story of the day: Michael Jackson has had to go to hospital to have x-rays on his right wrist. His spokesman said, "He's got a small fracture in his right wrist, but it won't get in the way of his activities." I'll leave you to add your own punchline to that one... It's quite easy to get yourself a new email address, isn't it? Well I can now be reached at TallGit@beer.com, which is nice. Big Stu PS You know what really annoys me most on this list? When certain people post 2 or more short emails straight after one another instead of combining them into one long one... +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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