don't be fooled. they are. so i was in the video. or, rather, i haven't ended up on the cutting room floor yet. robbie is so modest. not only was he pelted and prodded and poked with flowers for his part, but we also drug him down to the bad part of town and stripped him naked (except for socks) and put a sign around his neck that said "put whatever you want in any part of my body and receive one free rock of crack" boy was he pissed! he came back with a bicycle handlebar sticking out of his ass and bloody ears. and then we found out that the lens cap was left on the camera. but he willfully volunteered to do it all over. he was muttering something about "finally finding a purpose in life" when last we saw him. haven't seen him since. the shoot was interesting i guess. i only wish more listmembers would have showed up. i don't think stuart will be pleased with the satanic slaughter of this stray kitten that we performed in the middle of a pentogram, though. but, it was done out of love, and as long as he finds it in his heart to understand that, everything will be fine. it was all this guy's fault named billy who showed up with johnny. he insisted that we "shed some blood of the innocent" i'd like to take this opportunity to give a shoutout to my main doo-doo stain, sam, who just joined the list, apparently. hey, sam, i got you this new cradle of filth bootleg in athens. it has that song "mutilate your firstborn, so says beelzebub" that you've been looking for. i listened to it. it's crap. and so is bis. -brad but he also had this other scene where he's wearing a stuart murdoch mask, and he's walking down the street with nothing but a class ring on, and he comes across this person in an isobel mask. so there in the middle of the road they proceed to "get it on". the director guaranteed us that it would look like stuart getting it on with isobel when he gets done with his 3-d trickery and his array of lighting techniques. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+