Kisses, kisses, etc. Well now. I've never posted from school before so this is a Big! Event! for me. I thought there were a few things worth addressing before I start out here. Let us do a Fun! List! 1) S. Cado, I hope you aren't getting cocky (*ahem*) because I haven't posted in a bit. I am still here, and I am still full of nudity challanges. 2) Miss Lauren, welcome welcome, we all love you. 3) Autumn! I like to call it fall, because that's what it does- makes everything tumble down. Leaves, spirits, erm...other things that I can't think of...I like it though. Today I went to the campus BBQ stand and bought a Hot Dog and a Coke and sat on a bench pretending that it was summer (it's sunny after all), just with dying trees. It didn't really work, but the hot dog was yummy. No- that's a lie. I hate hot dogs and I threw it out after a couple bites. 4) There is no four but I am obsessive compulsive and I need to do things in groups of four. If you are industrious do a character count on my posts and you'll find that the result is invariably a multiple of four. Neat, huh? So, what have I been up to? No, I doubt you're really asking that, but hey- why don't I tell you anyway? The highlight of my week (and possibly my life) came on Saturday or Sunday- I don't really remember. I ordered a pizza for the same Princess Starry Sarah* that taught honeybuns to say "flu" in French. Now, why is this a highlight? Let us discuss! I live in Michigan, USA. She lives in Europe or something. So I ordered a pizza from another country! Transatlantic pizza, whoo-hoo! "Hello...um...where are you calling from?" "erm...far away..." "*silence*" "The United States..." "Uh, can you hold?" Highlight number Two! (two, two, two [fading echo]) I moved the furniture in my room around. Now I can stand in front of my window (naked) and dance. Oh, my, how the evenings fly by (any curious Michigan listees- I can give you my address if you'd like to stand in the street and admire; I always leave the light on)! Do you know that sometimes eating a hot dog can make you feel sick? I do. But listen- the voice from the ceiling says ELECTRONIC BOOKS ARE NOW AVAILABLE!! I wonder if they have erotica? Mmmmm... Now I leave you with a short story from my days. Last night was cold. I wanted a cigarette. I didn't feel like getting dressed so I just draped a quilt over my body and wandered outside. I walked a little ways down my block and then stumbled on a crack in the sidewalk. My precious quilt came tumbling down, revealing, well, all of me. Normally this wouldn't be a problem, but there was an elderly man walking a short distance behind me. Oh, how he blushed! I thought he was going to just kick over. Am I fooling any of you? Ah, you lot know me too well. There was no crack in the sidewalk. I just wanted to uplift my spirits by flaunting my beautiful youthfulness in front of the old chap. Well, excuse me! B&S content: I have a B&S tattoo somewhere in my bathing suit areas, which the old fellow most certainly saw. I know you are lovely, for I love you all and 'ly's are easy to find. x Love, Christiaan * Starry Sarah is ultra rad. She'd want you all to know that. PS: Kiss it, huh! _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+