Hello People, Wouldn't that nice little man Tag make a good school teacher? I think so, but then Tag is one of my many lovers and I'm always very, very nice to my lovers. I hope we all are. The Duke could have been my latest lover but he thinks I'm taking the piss:

hey, don't take the piss... i told you already about taking the piss...

Why so Mr Duke? Have you got one of them self loathing complexes? Of course I love you. I've even started my stalking campaign. Well, I'm stalking the archives. So far I've found an interesting euphemism which may pertain to oral sex of some form or another. Since I'm not too sure on the matter I'll keep quiet for now. I wouldn't want to cause any unnecessary blushes. I'll be taking you up on your kind offer though Adrian. Very soon. Anyway, was The Lovin' Spoonful brandished as a threat?

you better watch it or I'll start on about the Lovin' Spoonful.

There's nothing I like better than a good natter about t'Spoonful. I carried a picture of John B Sebastian around the world with me and kept it very close to my heart at all times. I even painted the frame gold. One of the most memorable events of my entire life was seeing John Sebastian play live in Manchester a few years ago. He played a very small room and about twenty people shuffled in and took a chair and then the great man came out onto the stage and played for about two hours. He kept telling stories of the "old" days in "The Village" and would play blues songs by his heroes of the time which would magically transform into Lovin' Spoonful songs before you had a chance to even notice what was going on. It was a night of incredible beauty and the only occasion when I have actually been moved to tears by a live performance. I really think I felt genuine love for that man standing on that stage that night. I'm a bit of a wimpy poof really. Sorry. Anyway, I'm feeling all dreamy now and since a younger girl keeps rolling 'cross my mind I'd better be off to the bathroom to er, relieve myself. Toodle pip pop kids, Love...John +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+