Dear List, Oh oh oh! Does anyone have the address for the Scottish guardian? I'm taking Stuart up on his offer.I seriously am.He understand's girls real well so he will know what I am going through.Sometimes I can't think of Stuart as a man,it's just too weird. I need some ideas on what to send to popstars (especially attractive male popstars),you know,little presents as a small thankyou for good music? I've only ever sent Belle and Sebastian letters (well,certain members of the band) but I can't even remember what they were about. I remember one interview I read Isobel was all like "Oh,the fans are sweet...a dress came in the mail once saying it was for anyone in the band" Well,that is a nice idea,but do you really think it was meant for Stuart? I mean,I could go on a whole different story about that,but anyways, Duh duh duh Isobel,you're the cupcake it was meant for.Well Sarah too I guess...but she's always off dancing in trees or something like a little pixie.Oh! They're all little pixies aren't they! I wish Stuart would just go mad one day,and decide to walk around in an elf-costume.I mean...we did use to call him Mad Dog,right? So he's got a bit of madness in him.There's still hope! Oh,some days,I rest my weary head upon the window during another mundane lesson,only to look outside and hallucinate...At first I hear the faint strains of a flute coming from the forests and then through my clouded gaze I see Stuart dancing a magical jig before me in his elf costume,spun from the finest gold with emerald green trimmings AND complete with little pointed shoes(with golden bells at the tips)...he grins at me..my breath quickens,my bosom heaves! ...and I shiver with antici...pation... luv, genevieve ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+