hello chums like mark c, i also spent boxing day playing with toys. due to severe boredom, myself and two friends got the marble run construction kit out and whiled away the hours watching a small glass ball roll down a badly made track. the excitement was immense, but quickly wore off. at this point we began hurling the bits of track around my room, and, then as my incredibly christian neighbours drove up the drive, we started throwing statuettes of the virgin mary and her lovely husband jo out of the window. i think i'll stop telling this story... my school of deadpan is now open to anyone wishing to be educated. it's a school with no set curriculum and no PE lessons. milk will be served during morning break and you will get beaten up if you bring yo yo's along. By me. anyway, a very happy new year to the lot of you. sadly it looks like i will end up pissed and vomiting copiously in someone else's house again. hopefully this year, though, most of the 6th form won't be there also. my dad's just thrown me off the computer. bastard love alix ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "No, Patrick," Luis says. "They were . . . broiled" It's silent in the boardroom as I comtemplate this, thinking it through before asking, finally, "What's 'broiled,' Luis?" "I'm not sure," he says. "I think it involves . . . a pan" +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+