(Nervously looks over the top of his lurk hole and...) Ooo! Headings! AUCTION This auction's an ace idea. Unfortunately I don't really have any marketable skills other than blagging drinks. Although I suppose I could boost anyone's flagging self-esteem by agreeing with you all the time and being a little bit worse than you at everything. PIC-A-NIC Ooh... Bit risky having one on a bank holiday ain't it? It's bound to cat down now. I've been stood up for Reading so I'll be there if bouze and swearing is involved. ROD THE GOD I've got nothing against Rod Stewart - he gets to drink and shag as much as he likes and generally do what we'd all like to do. What about Ronnie Lane? A fine musician who was always overshadowed by charismatic shag-monster frontmen. MOB ROOLZ I live in Portsmouth. Apparently we've all been rampaging round the streets, dragging suspected Gary Glitter types out of their houses and burning them in the village square. It's been on the telly but we don't have those here 'cos they be witchcraft. MISC. Loved to have joined in on the English Lit. type thread but everyone is just too cleverer than me. Think I'll go home now. Robster ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+