Subject: Sinister: I want to be the girl who sings the Lotto song.. I decided to sit outside in the Famous Cock's (ahem) garden. If Your Parents Had No Children, Neither Will You". Can't argue with that. Paul, Greg, Stefano and a Man in Black who was neither Smith nor Jones. There were also quite a few mirrors which was a bit disconcerting. There was some Lloyd Cole too, but no Pinefox to appreciate it. Officer gave them a few fair warnings about their behaviour. I went in, and met Miss Clark. I can tell you, I hated that woman. And she grabbed my foot, and pushed my toes together, and roared "POINT!" at me. So my parents would drive me through to Hamilton, twice a week, to dance. I spluttered on the smell of her cigarettes and could barely breathe. Hum, sorry it's a bit boring. That's what being skint will do for you. El Presidente and build her a palace and/or a big bronze statue. Such sallies and swoons. A starling flock. A total eclipse of the moon. I got back into in my house. It may not run; but it'll stay locked. The way it's shot and the way it's projected; it's like you're there almost. Someone then went and got a *big-ass* bottle of tequila. Awww shit. The hard house bit? Hey Matthew Henderson. I like both Phish and the Clash. I love to talk to people. I don't care if I don't know them either. Airplane's White Rabbit is playing very loudly over the wide aisles. I will send you a few. Thing is, you'd have to tell me where you stuck them. Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt. It really didn't have a very good effect on my memory. Also. cos I'm not jealous in the slightest. It was a darn good wank. NOW all he had to do was talk dirty, and you're over excited. If you see me, cross the road and avoid me for the next week or so. I don't know if the above is true, but thought I'd write it anyway. // ee // +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+