Hi list. Ailsa superstar wrote:

Colin Montgomerie (red-faced puffy Scottish golfer noted for coming second in everything) was at my school for a year in the 70s,

Yes, he's even coming second in the grumpiest golf-pro in the world- contest, just behind Jose-Maria "I've won the Masters but is that a reason to smile probably not" Olazabal. A golf pro I knew took pride in telling everyone that he frequently played rounds with Colin when he was young (I don't think they were friends, 'cos who is), and that "Monty" once screeched all over his car with his spiked golf shoes after a particularly bad round. He's coming from a rich family, you know. btw the golf pro was called Peter and could hit the lowest pitch shots I've ever seen. That was because he had worked in a golf club in Iceland once, and apparently the wind was very strong there. Golfers will see the connection. Jan Calibra from Viagra no that's a joke. In fact it would be "Jan having no car from can't remember the last time he's been to a doctor." The Dark Site of the Moon: http://perso.club-internet.fr/jimgrund/index.html Tindersticks page: http://perso.club-internet.fr/jimgrund/tinderpage/tinder.html To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. -Oscar Wilde +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+