...or something. Hello boys and girls. This week was the first week of the best days of my lives, apparently. University, that is. Some would say that I'm living the dream, and at the moment I think I might concur. Joe Vester said:

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SAM WALTON, Is that you in NME this week? Talking about Oasis and >>saying they're no good now?

Indeed it is me. Page 23 of the NME this week features a quote from Sinister's very own Asm. However, the bastards have actually mis-quoted me, because what I said was actually referring to the Earl's Court gigs in 1995, not 97, because, as everybody knows, Britpop was rilly grate, but by 97 Oasis were already shit. I find it very comforting that I have already been mis-quoted by the NME, and I haven't even got a record deal yet. I spent last night deejaying with select members of the York Sinister Massive, which was amusing in the extreme. Taking the piss has never been so much fun, as we played The Asthmatic Gerbil's twee-est song, and then Pills by Prml Scrm (the one that just goes "Fuck! Sick! Fuck! Sick!" straight after. Other records included Judy Is Dick Slap, and bizarre Japanese novelty records selected by Mummy I've Grazed My Knee, which were, in the most parts, big piles of wank. A splended time was had by all. In a perfect twist of fate, the girl I currently fancy is an evangelical Christian. It's always the way with me... love Asm.x P.S. William McKenzie and the inimitable Brier Random are the lucky winners of a year's supply of respeck, for correctly answer that the follow on line to "Dude Shaved Me Bare Gave Me A Lollipop", is actually, "On my head there's nothing but stubble/Man I hate being in deep deep trouble". ================= "He's strictly a pain in the ass, but he certainly has a good vocabulary" - Holden Caulfield _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+