Hello there kiddywinks! I often start my infrequent posts in a self-deprecatory manner, but tonight I am in the mood for a change. I’m fucking great I am. Anyway, now that that blatant lie is out of the way (coz I am great at fucking, o' course) I shall move onwards though I can’t promise about upwards. I thought I would join mr. Henderson in using half man half biscuit lines as subject headers simply because has anybody ever written funnier lyrics? I very much doubt it. If anybody can fill in the rest of the verse to my header (sung to the tune of she’ll be coming round the mountain – fnar) then you’ll get a smile from me. Which is rather generous of me – I don’t smile for just anybody you know. Nor anybody I know come to that. Oh, I’ll just tell you. It’s “with the possible exception of being Garth Crooks”. Though why possible is included befuddles me. It must be purely to make it scan. THE POINT OF THIS EMAIL! Who wants to come and live with me in crouch end, north london, uk? OK! My place isn’t that big. I see I shall have to be selective here. Well, let me say I live in a penthouse suite and I have bowls of cocaine on the coffee table and a constant stream of high class hookers coming in through windows, doors, down the chimney. And now let me tell the truth. I have a comfortable wee abode which I don’t very much want to leave coz its nice and its in a nice area and coz I am sick of moving all of the time. Sadly, a fellow sinister flatmate (no, not a band member – yes, I am aiming for the record number of 80s indiepop band references in one post here. I think I need to go to the dentists too) must depart for saucy reasons and I can’t afford to pay his rent so I am looking for a flatmate. Ok – serious bit, It is a very nice place with a real fire, roof terrace, nice garden...etc. its not cheap, but then a shed in london isn’t cheap. So…if you might be interested the drop me an email and you can, if you wish, pop around to see it. Oh! And you get to live with me too! And I have just been biding my time really, 15 mins is now up so all there is left for me to say is if you’re bored at work, like me, this passes the time quite nicely for an hour or so… www.popbrain.co.uk Shit, my computer nearly crashed when I checked that link was correct..its an omen i should send this, or at least an omen that my computer is a pile of poo... Geia sas! Paul __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+