Ahem, I don't know about you, but I'll take Funkadelic over Magnetic Fields anyday! Sample some lyrics of a fantastic song (please excuse the indulgence, but I love these lyrics): "Promentalshitbackwashpsychosisenemasquad (The DooDoo Chasers) by George Clinton The world is a toll-free toilet Our mouths neurological assholes And psychologically speaking We're in a state of mental diarrhea Talking shit a mile a minute Or in a state of constipated notions Can't think of nothin' but shit And in this world of Stinky futures, shitty memories and Constipated 19 now-nows Emerges from the hiney of your head The doo doo chasers, The Promentalshitbackwashpsychosisenemasquad The prune juice of the mind The doo doo chasers Friends of roto-rooter Bringing you music to get your shit together by The band in the tidy bowl of your brain (What was that long word again-Promental?) A musical bowel movement Designed to rid you of moral diarrhea Social bullshit Crazy do-loops Mental poots They call us the unflushables One swipe a clean wipe (Go flush it, fellas) And what causes all of this shit? What is the source of food for thought? Ego-munchies Images doggie bags Me burger with I sauce on it Me burger with I sauce on it A myself sandwich A personal burger Hamburger And a glass of constricted cola Out to lunch with lunch meat The fear of being eaten by the sandwich The Promentalshitbackwashpsychosis----- The doo doo chasers Friends of roto-rooter Music to clean your shit by Low calorie logic Muscle brain Skinny brain Count the calories of your thoughts Funk, Confucius says Like Chinese laxatives Sweet and sour bowel movements And in this world of stinky memories Shitty futures 19 now nows-constipated-like The prune juice of the mind The band in the tidy bowl of your brain Bringing you music to clean your shit by Funk, the P-Preparation The mental musical bowel movement Groovalax One swipe a clean wipe And with no extra charge A psychological trend A neurological enema Holy Shit (let me try one-crap) Corpolite Prehistoric doo doo Helping you get your shit together Backstage at a Funkadelic rehearsal We bring you the doo doo chasers (Which one is George Clinton?) Out to lunch with lunch meat, once again The fear of being eaten by a sandwich Lunchville Where lunch is a nice time of day At least twice a week Fried Ice Cream is a reality (Which one is George Clinton?) Fried Ice Cream is a reality Guess who's coming to lunch I'm not gonna pay for this lunch, man! Fried Ice Cream is a reality! Fried Ice Cream is a reality! Fried Ice Cream is a reality! +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+