Archel: why don't you write a little note on a fiver which you then leave her as a tip. this would definitely spark my interest if not win my heart immediately. This doesn't always work. My mam used to have a school uniform shop, and this funny little beardy man would occasionally come in, saying he needed to get a uniform for his daughter. He explained that she was roughly the same size as him, so he could try it on for her. He would then try on the uniform and begin to get excited and a little sweaty. Then he would remove the uniform, and say 'fnank you' in his funny little voice before running out the door. On one of these little visits, he spied my sister behind the counter, so he gave her an envelope. This contained a pound note and a badly scrawled pencil message saying: 'please come around to my mum's for tea at six o'clock'. While this obviously sparked her interest, it failed to quite win her heart. She gave the man back his pound and politely declined his kind offer. Perhaps if it had been a fiver she'd have acted differently.... So I wouldn't personally recommend the note on a fiver. Although it may be more successful if you haven't just been excitedly cross dressing in front of the lucky recipient. la lala Joss +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+