Hewwo, Wow, B&S are gigging, yay! And I'm going too! On the friday the 15th at glasgow barrowlands. With the lovely Ian Hatcher! But isn't the barrowlands really rough? I saw The Big Leaves (and catatonia) there, and it was really ruff. They checked me for knives. I was only 13 and they checked me for knives. And I got my bum pinched too. So are any sinister types going that night? My standard grades are really soon too, which is frightening. But also really fun, because I made a revision planner and exam table for the next 7 weeks, all in different colours, with all my topics planned out and little notes with study tips and stuff like "Now you can go and drink vast quantities of Ribena" for each end of week landmark. And it's so grate. And I made a key at the bottom for colours, and I used a ruler and everything. Sorry, I'm quite sad, but it's my first proper exams ever and it's so exciting. And scary too, because I need to do a lot better than I did in my prelims. Is it silly to want to be a dentist? I wanted to be a doctor, but I would have to stay on in school for longer, and I don't much like school, for some reason. I got pulled up in school yesterday, because apparently my uniform is 'distasteful'. No it's not. It was the black and white stripey knee high socks, which are not allowed. They should have told us that. And I'm not allowed to wear my denim jacket either, which is rubbish, because my other light jacket got wrecked by a hard kid, and also it has lots of cool badges on it. But I played it really thick, and kept saying stuff like "Is it because it's not allowed?" and "Oh, right, should I not wear it then". And it took her ages to give me into trouble, because I kept getting her to repeat stuff. Ra. I'll just do something else to annoy her that she can't complain about, like make my skirt whoreishly short (not that it is now), or wear no bra. I've got a new badge. It says "i'm going to be a dad". The blonde has a similar one saying "mum to be". A hark back to the days when I had short hair and they called us Barbie and Ken. I can't wait to be on study leave, because you can hang about the school pretending to use the library, and walk out whenever you feel like and wear no uniform. The power would go to my head. Isn't Kevin Carlyon such a hero for putting a spell on loch ness to stop nessie from being DNA sampled? It was really cool. Even if it doesn't work (which it will, so there), he's managed to completely hack off the research team by getting in their way. I love him. Ian Brown is not good, and I won't be told otherwise. Hugs, Jen Ps. Claps for listmummy linda (or should it be list daddy, because of the whole gender confusal thing), cause I feel like it. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+