Dear Scruffy Dogs, Oh, I've been away for a while. With the fairies. Actually I've only just sobered up after bowlie, which was grand altogether thanks. I have a question for the occultists amongst you - If you make a deal with the devil in a dream, is that a real deal he can hold you to? I've so I'm afraid I am damned, so I might as well enjoy myself while I can. With the passing of the great Oliver Reed I feel that I should mount his tackle and continue in his grand drunken and lecherous style. I'd get my willy tattooed as well, if I had one. Today is a historic day of great importance as Miss Julia is currently sitting her last university exam in the whole world ever. To celebrate we shall drink. I have an inkling the tipple of choice will be A B S I N T H either that or we'll just stick to the heroin. Mmm, lovely heroin, you make my back hair stand on end. You make my eyes water and my bunions throb. Here's a joke that will really fox the bastards: Q: Why won't Bugs Bunny feed his pet lemur Irish Stew? A: Because stew hurt lemur, doc! (get it? Stuart Lee Murdoch! get it now?) Och Shut that door, Chris =================================== Visit the Sleeka Sounds Corporation http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~calnd/sleeka/ ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+