How gutted was I (?)whilst watching MY Mr Benn video with my nephew this week to discover that it was in fact that hairy gambling man Ray Brooks who did the voice overs for the Adventurous One, and not silky-smooth velvet toned Mr Briers. It's my Dad's birthday today. He is 59, which makes him older than me, of which I am glad. Brad...I hope the aforementioned shampoo bottle wasn't a family-sized Head and Shoulders. Haemorroids would be the least of your worries. Derek Porter pondered :

Also, I too have always wondered what's up with the "what's up"greeting.

What pisses me even more is people with whom you are aquainted, walk past you and say "alright?"...Like they really fucking care or not if you fall eleventy-twelve million foot down the next flight of stairs. Bastards. Owen is "looking for a new girl to lay myself down for". Which is all pretty strange because most girls I've met whose intentions lie beyond finding out my middle name isn't actually Maximillan afterall, usually expect me to lay myself down on, rather than "for". Whilst I wouldn't have too many problems with the occasional game of statues or even sticky-glue, just expecting me to drop everything and hit the deck is taking things a little to far and she'd be dumped. Unless it's one of those wierd sex things that IPECAC SPICES relatively new boyfriend seems to like. When I first read that I thought he was a relative which would be pretty fucking wierd in itself, unless of course you come from Devon where knobbing your cousin forms part of the school curriculum. IPECAC then goes on.."i wonder ifmaybe ihave issues b/c i'm not into kinky shit. should i ignore this revelation?anyone have any thoughts?" No. And before that...

do many boys like freaky things?

Yes. Glad to have been of help. Denis Moore wrote :

I think tomorrow is Constitution Day in Thailand, so I suggest appropriate messages are sent, as mentioned before

I shall have to consult my AA guide to Thailand and confirm this, but of more concern to me is the complete lack of Thai news circulating these here parts lately. Has that Mr Miller buggered orf again ? WHERE'S HE TO ? Adrian Maximillian Evans. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Thousands of Stores. Millions of Products. All in one place. Yahoo! Shopping: http://shopping.yahoo.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+