Last night on the telly: the jazz tootlin' King of Thailand showing that he's the only practioner of rare Exotica who walks it like he talks it. He was being paddled with golden paddles on a massive canoe up the crocodile infested river that runs through downtown Bangrak. He was taking photos of his own ceremony. What a monarch! I've seen Blake Witch Project. In the toilets beforehand, there were some very disturbing sounds coming from one of the cubicles. Either someone was having a bum or an extremely noisy wank. It put me right off the matter in hand, so I went to the upstairs toilets instead. I had heard that Blake Witch Project had benefitted from unusual promotion, so I was half expecting buzzers under the seats, but I thought this heavy breathing in the bogs business was going a bit too far. It might well have had nothing to do with Blake Witch Project, the other screen was showing A Midsummer Night's Dream starring Ally McBeal, and who can honestly say that they haven't had a good chug about Ally McBeal? No, no, don't go away! I didn't mean it. Later on, two dishevelled red faced young scamps came in, I think it was them. Having said that, I was acutely conscious of the possibility that someone might have thought it was me. I could've sworn they were looking at me funny... I wasn't very scared by the film, much to my relief, but it was good. I think it was the gamekeeper. They're always hanging things up in the woods. They're buggers, so they are. Pam and Mike, you have now joined the select company of people I've made poor qualty tapes for but haven't sent yet. Peter +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+